RYAN CALLS FOR REMOVAL OF LABOR DAY AS WORK-FREE HOLIDAY

by R J Shulman

DAYTON, Ohio – (PTSD News Service) – Vice Presidential Candidate Paul Ryan said that having a holiday called Labor Day defeats the whole purpose of the work experience when no one is actually providing labor on that day.  “If you are going to have a national celebration regarding work, shouldn’t that be a day where people work?”  

Ryan said that giving workers the “entitlement of a day off” sends the wrong message when it comes to work.   “How is the American worker going to compete with Asia, India, Singapore and Bangladesh where workers are happy to work 24/7.  It’s no wonder our jobs are going to those countries.  On Labor day, everyone should be required to work an extra shift.” 

Ryan blamed labor unions and lazy workers for the economic crises in America.  “A vote for Obama is a vote for entitlement, laziness, welfare queens, and Americans who would rather steal watermelons rather than put in a full day’s work.”  Ryan said he expects the Democrats to sink to their usual mudslinging by attacking him with the race card.