FOX NEWS CLAIMS OBAMA NOT ONLY CAME OUT FOR GAY MARRIAGE, BUT CAME OUT

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – (PTSD News Service) – What is worse than a foreign born Muslim usurper who wants to turn America socialist?  According to Fox News, it’s a gay foreign born Muslim usurper who wants to turn America socialist.  Fox unveiled that it has the full script of President Obama’s speech last week in which he sanctioned same sex marriage, but that the liberal media bleeped out the part where Obama admitted he was gay.

“The biased media has refused to broadcast the truth that Obama is a gay and not only wants to grant special rights to homosexuals so that they can marry, but will make marriage between one man and one woman illegal and punishable by death,” said Roger Ailes, President of Fox News.  “The Evil One has Americans tangled up with his ridiculous claims of a phony Republican war on women, when it is Obama himself that is leading a war on traditional marriage.”

Many who watch Fox agree that Obama is out to destroy marriage. “My repeated infidelity, bad hygiene, pea-brain, and uncontrolled flatulence could not destroy my marriage” said Tater Koonce of Hickory, North Carolina, “but after hearing Obama supports gay marriage, my wife up and quit me.”

Fox news has been running a crawl at the bottom of their news broadcasts that says, “Four more years of Obama will destroy your marriage and your ex-wife will get your guns, NASCAR tickets, and flat screen TV in the divorce settlement.”  “We will leave scare tactics to the Democrat Party and their liberal media and concentrate on telling nothing but the thoroughly researched truth here at Fox News,” Ailes said.