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Monday, October 08, 2012


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ROMNEY ACCIDENTALLY CALLS CONGRESS, SUPREME COURT “THE HELP”

by R J Shulman
 

RICHMOND, Virginia – (PTSD News Service) – Another secretly taped conversation by Mitt Romney at a fund raiser for billionaires surfaced today showing Mitt Romney telling a group of wealthy supporters that the greatest problem facing anyone who takes the oath of office of President of the United States is that “you just can’t get good help in the Congress and Supreme Court anymore.”   Romney then said that as president, the first thing he would do would be “to clean House, the Senate and the ‘Stench from the Bench,’ referring to the Supreme Court.  Romney concluded that, “with the proper servants in place in Congress and in the highest court in the land, I would be able to make my subjects, the American people love and adore me, the key to the top down management style that served me so well when I was running Bain Capital before I retroactively stepped down.”

 

After a flurry of negative comments, mostly calling the latest Romney comment arrogant and out of touch with the American people, Romney spokesperson, Clement Worthington denied that Romney had made yet another gaff, but this new comment was exactly consistent with the message Romney has been giving all along, that Romney supports a strong America so that American Exceptionalism can be spilled out all over the world.

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