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Thursday, October 18, 2012





















ROMNEY CAMPAIGN SECRET STRATEGY MEMO: ROMNEY WILL FAKE SINCERITY UNTIL THE ELECTION

By R J Shulman

BINDER CORNERS, North Carolina – (PTSD News Service) – A Romney secret campaign memo was accidentally sent to a researcher with truthinpolitics.com, a non-partisan political watchdog group in which senior strategists of the Romney campaign state that the only way their candidate can narrow the gender gap is to pretend that he is sincere. The memo lays out a five-point plan that includes Romney practicing genuineness in front of focus groups, banks of mirrors, TV monitors, cell phone cameras and audio playbacks.

“In this way,” the memo states, “Romney can make sure he has the right facial expressions, tone of voice and hand gestures to convince the average woman that he has their best interests at heart, regardless of what he says or intends to do.” The memo continues, “this is not about what Mitt believes, but about what women believe he believes.”

The memo appears to be written by Tag Romney, Mitt’s son who is playing a controlling role in his father’s campaign. Tag goes on to say that if this plan for Mitt to fabricate sincerity fails, “I can always take a swing at Obama.” When confronted by a researcher from truthinpolitics.com, regarding Tag’s threat to physically attack the president, Tag Romney said his memo was taken out of context and that he was referring to taking the swing vote from Obama.

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