PERRY TO CHANGE NAME OF CAMP DUE TO PRESSURE FROM "DAMN COLOREDS AND NOSEY JEWS IN LIBERAL MEDIA"

by R J Shulman

NORTH INJUN CORNERS, Texas - (PTSD News Service) -  Due to the swirl of bad publicity this past weekend, Governor Rick Perry has announced that he will officialy change the name of his family's hunting camp which for years was called  "Ni**erhead." 

"It's a sad day when a man cannot honor the tradition of his family property and is forced by liberal political correctness to erase years of proud history because of some falsely perceived insensitivity on my part."  Stating that nothing could be further from the truth, Perry said, "the hunting camp will have a new name as soon as I decide between "Wetback Acres" or "Faggot Falls."   Perry said he will choose the name using the "eenie meanie miney moe, catach a you know what by his toe," method to make the decision.