NEW POLL: GOP PLAN TO SHIFT BLAME FOR EVERYTHING TO OBAMA NOW 73% COMPLETE
by R J Shulman

HAMDEN, Connecticut - A new Quinnipiac University poll shows that 73.3% of all Americans now blame President Obama for the bad econimy, the national debt and the pointless wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.  This is no accident, as this is the result of a well planned and organized campaign of the Republican Party.

"George W. Bush had messed things up so badly when he left office that if we didn't come up with our Shift the Blame Campaign, no one in their right mind would have ever voted Republican again," said Buck Meany, a top GOP strategist.  "But a combination of conservative talk radio and Fox News pounding Obama 24/7, while the rest of the media was preoccupied with Lindsay Lohan's next big relapse and unlimited Citizens United money, the vast majority of Americans beleive not only that Obama is a Kenyan born Muslim programmed to become America's first tyrant, but that he is responsible for everything from bad cable reception to personally nailing Jesus to the cross."

The Quinnipiac poll also indicated that American are 65.7% more likely to blame a black man for problems that a white man.  There were sharp differernces between the blue states where 53.9% would blame a black man first, as opposed to the red states where 93.7% would be more likely to find blame with an African American male.

"We have been able to successfully set up a picture in the voters' minds that America was like a white woman who got rapped and when it comes time to blame someone, well, you all can guess the rest," said Meany.