BOEHNER TO BLOCK OBAMA'S REQUEST FOR SPEECH TO JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS UNLESS THE PRESIDENT COMES IN THROUGH THE BACK ENTRANCE

by R J Shulman

(WASHINGTON) - (PTSD News Service) - Speaker of the House John Boehner announced today that the Republican controlled House will be "too busy" to accomodate the President's request to address a joint session of congress on the issue of jobs next Wednesday.  "Just who does he think he is and does he think we've lost all sense of tradition and heritage?" Boehner said.

"I can't beleive Obama wants to talk about jobs, when we all know the most pressing issue facing this country is how are Americans going to keep out the hoarde of Mexicans who want to come to this country and impose their Sheria law on us." said Sarah Palin at a Tea Party rally.

"Since he doesn't  know his place, we will have to teach it to him," said talk show host Rush Limbaugh.  "I don't care if I am called a racist, in fact I welcome it.  It's the lynchpin of my popularity. And besides, we had a whole lot less trouble from those people when they did in fact know their place."

"I am sick and tired of people calling the Tea Party racists," said Michele Bachmann.  "And the president would know that fact if he didn't spend so mucn time fiddling with the bone in his nose."

GOP front runner Rick Perry said that it is important that Obama fail even if it brings down the whole country, because "what everyone including God wants me to do is to turn that doggone White House white again."

An instant poll conducted by Fox News found that 98% of Americans feel strongly that a Kenyan Muslim who hates America more than any other person on the planet should not be allowed to speak in front of a joint session of congress and that honor should only be afforded to a president who looks like a president.