FOX NEWS: OBAMA'S PRAYERS TO ALLAH CAUSED DC QUAKE

by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News Service) - Fox News is reporting that they have strong evidence that President Obama was praying to "his Islamic god" at the precise moment the 5.8 earthquake hit near the nation's capital.  "I saw Obama stop in the middle of a golf swing and face east toward Mecca," said Bram Whitestone, a caddy who was on the same golf course as the president in Martha's Vinyard, "I looked at my watch and was shocked to find out later that it was the exact time as the temblor  rocked Washington."

"The Quake is proof of how much Obama hates America," said Fox's Steve Doocy, "because while the beloved Washington Monument was cracked, not one mosque in the entire capital area received any damage."

In light of the unprecidented earthquake that occurred during the Obama presidency, GOP lawmakers have thereatened to do what it takes to shut the government down unless the president apologizes for causing the natural disaster.  The president issued a statement that in the interests of reaching across the isle, he will apologize, not only for causing the quake, but for hurricane Katrina, 9/11, the attack on Pearl Harbor and for enticing Eve to eat that apple.