BUSH - PERRY FEUD WIDENS AS EACH TO PUBLISH NEGATIVE BOOK ABOUT THE OTHER
by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News Service)  The  bad blood between the Bush family and Texas Governor is about to get worse.  It is not secret that the Bushs and Perry don't see eye to eye as evidenced by Jeb Bush's endorsement of Jon Huntsman for the Republican nominaiton for president.  However it was announced today that George W. Bush is about to realeas a book about Governor Perry called The Idiot's Guide to Dummies, while Perry is striking back with a tell-all about Bush called Idiot's for Dummies.

"My book which has more pages than The Pet Goat, is a total exposation of Perry that smokes him out dead or alive," former President Bush said, "he'll fool you once and shame on you, he'll fool you again and as you know how the old Tennessee saying goes - 'you can't get fooled again."   Perry countered by saying that he is the real Texan and not Bush who was born in New Haven, Connecticut and that "Bush has been known to use the word 'fabulous' a heck of a lot and kissed a Saudi prince which proves he's got alot of work to do to pray away the gay."

Both books were supposed to debut with a special promotion at Borders Books, but will have to be rescheduled as Borders was forced into backruptcy by the recession.