MICHELE BACHMANN ON MIXING UP ELVIS' BIRTH AND DEATH DATE: DON'T PICK ON A DYSLEXIC

by R J Shulman

WATERLOO, Iowa - (PTSD News Service) - Taking the offensive against critics who have criticized her attempt to celebrate Elvis' birthday on the date of his death at a political rally, Minnesota congresswoman Michelle Bachmann lashed out by saying that "socialist Democrats have sunk to a new low.  Just like my headaches, my dyslexic condition is something that should be off limimts for the those un-Americans on the left who hate Jesus and support the abominable gay lifestyle.

Bachmann said that the left wing suffers from the disease of liberalsim and "shouldn't throw glass houses if they haven't walked in your moccasins."  She concluded by saying, "Thank dog my dyslexia has no effect on me and all I can say to my detractors is that they can go fcuk themselves."