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Saturday, May 08, 2010

FOX NEWS HIRES EX-FEMA CHIEF MICHAEL BROWN AS DISASTER EXPERT
by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - Fox News announced that they will hire former Bush FEMA chief Michael Brown as their new expert on natural disasters. Brown recently appeared on Fox criticizing the Obama administration for its response to the massive oil spill off the coast of Louisiana as nothing more than a way to shove his agenda of ending oill drilling down America's throats.

"Browine was doing such a heck of a job on that report that we're hiring him on a permanent basis," said Fox News President Roger Ailes. Ailes said Brown is preparing a new report on how the Obama administration is trying to use the accident at the Upper Big Branch Mine in Montcoal, West Virginia to shove his agenda of shutting down coal mines down America's throats.

"I'm also working on a report to show how Obama will use the bomb plot in Times Square," said Michael Brown between bites of shoving down his throat a juicy New York steak at Benjamin Steakhouse in Manhattan, "to shove his political agenda of redistributing the wealth from white Repbulican Christians to black welfare Muslims down America's throats."

"We are so pleased to have Brownie," Ailes said, "because who else would know better about disasters?" Brown joins Sarah Plain and Joe "the plumber" as the newest Fox experts.

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