IN LIGHT OF NEW GUN AND IMMIGRATION LAWS, ARIZONA TO CHANGE STATE MOTTO
by R J Shulman

PHOENIX - (PTSD News) - The Arizona legislature has been very busy passing landmark legislation for lenient gun laws and tough immigration laws. While you no longer need a permit to carry a concealed weapon, you do need to remember to bring proof of your citizenship, if any police authority thinks you might be in the country illegally (don't worry, Canadians or Brits who are here illegally, you probably won't be profiled). In addition, a new law will require anyone running for president of the United States to show proof they were born in America (or the Panama Canal Zone). The purpose of this law is to stop anyone from, and we will use a random example, of being born in Kenya and trying to set up a regime take over the White House and turn white people into slaves.

Due to these massive changes, the Arizona legislature has taken on one more task - changing the outmoded State motto from "Grand Canyon State" to something more in tune with Modern Arizona Thinking. Therefore, in the tradition of not having government dictate the new logo, Arizonans or "Zoners" as they like to call themselves, will chose a new motto on election day from the following list:

1. Where the Wild West Meets the Biggoted South


2. The Hate State


3. Be Real - Conceal State


4. Where Intelligent Design Gets Disproved Everyday


5. Where it's Legal to Shoot Illegals


6. The Show Me - Your Papers State


7. The You Ain't From Here, Boy, Now Are You State





Governor Jan Brewer is expected to sign the bill to change the state motto. "Why be known as the state with the big hole in the ground," Brewer said, "when you can be known as the state with the big hole in it's head."


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