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Friday, April 16, 2010

NEW BOOK: TEA PARTY MEMBERS EITHER IGNORANT, RACIST OR IGNORANT RACISTS
by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - (PTSD News) - In a new book entitled Tea Party for Dummies released this Friday, author Kingsly Beamis hypothesizes that Tea Party members who protest the role of the federal government are either bigots or have an unprecidented lack of knowledge of the very political issues, such as taxes, the Constitution and welfare that have moved them to take to the streets.

Beamis writes, "Here you have a white man, George W. Bush who while president turned a record suprlus into the greatest defeicit in the history of the world, stripped away essential Constitutional rights with the hastily passed Patriot Act, oversaw the massive redistribution of wealth from the middle class to the richest one percent, created a welfare state for non-citizen corporations, socialized the losses of their friends at Goldman Sachs and supported greedy health insurance company CEOs who come between Americans and their docors. On the other hand, you have a black man, Barack Obama who in a little over a year in office cut taxes to the middle class, has not further eroded anyone's Constitutional rights, is trying to wind down spending on Bush's wars, passed health care reform that limits the ability of greedy CEO's getting between a patient and their doctor while lowering the federal deficit according to the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office. Yet Tea Partiers were silent, if not supportive of Bush, yet couldn't wait to activley protest Obama like he was the anti-christ (actually 24% of the TPers believe that). Therefore, the only conclusion you can draw is TPers are either upset because a black man is in the white house or act on such a lack of facts that they have turned ignorance to an art form. Of course, they could just be ignorant racists."

Beamis is the author of several best sellers including, The Idiots Guide to Dummies, Idiocy for Dummies, Fox News for Dummies, The Idiots at Fox News, The Dummies Guide to Idiots, The Dumming Down of America, The Dumming Down of Idiots, The Dumming Down of Dummies and Palinology: How a Dinosaur Almost Turned America into a Fossil.

Beamis is currently working on Plumb and Plumber: How Joe the Plumber and other Right Wing Icons Have Made Intelligence an Endangered Species.

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