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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

by R J Shulman

CLAYTON, Michign - (PTSD News) - David B Stone, self proclaimed leader of the Hutaree Militia believed the government was so dangerous that he and his band of followers needed to take up arms and start killing policemen. The government thought Stone and his group were dangerous enough to arrest.

"These people were plotting murder and mayhem and should see a serious amount of jail time," said Alan Blasell, a law professor from Wayne State University, "and as such will be forced into experiencing what they fear the most, government health care."

However, the militia has found support from the White Family Legal Counsel who vow to defend the group all the way to the Supreme Court. "Forcing these patriot heroes to suffer through the torture of socialized medicine certainly qualifies as a violation of cruel and unusual punnishment clause of the Eighth Amendment," said Clayton Dennis of the WFLC, "It's outrageous how these liberals don't want to waterboard terrorists, but when it comes to real Americans, they can't wait to torture them with something much worse - government run medicine."

Dennis may be right, as U.S. Attorney Barbara McQuade said subjecting the militia to jail where they would likely get injured and need government health care might just make other anti-health care militia think twice before they commit violent acts against the government.

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