FOX NEWS REPORTS THAT COREY HAIM DIED FROM PRESCRIPTION DRUGS FROM CANADA
by R J Shulman

NEW YORK - Fox News is reporting that child actor Corey Haim's death was due to using prescription drugs that came from Canada. "Haim will become the poster child of why we can't have health care reform that would allow Americans to buy drugs such as Exilathizinplyzalitel that killed Haim from north of the border when the drug purchased here, although ten times the price, would have been much safer," said Sean Hannity.

"Haim's death goes to show you why I would rather go deaf than get prescriptions from Canada," said Rush Limbaugh. "I make sure my illegal alien cleaning lady only got me legal drugs made in the good old USA."

"If we let Obama Care take over our wonderful number one in the world health care system," said House Minority Leader John Boehner, "there would be such a shortage of doctors we'd have to import them from India, health care premiums would sky rocket, infant mortality rates would rise and we would have millions of Americans who couldn't afford health care. Obama is so bad for America that even before his socialist health care reforms get shoved down our throats, Obama has caused these things to happen."

for the real news, visit CLG at http://www.legitgov.org/