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Monday, March 29, 2010

by R J Shulman

KILL DEVIL HILLS, North Carolina - (PTSD News) - Grand Dragon Bo Lee Bobby of the North Carolina Ku Klux Klan announced today that his organization will merge with the largest Tea Party group in his state. "Due to forced liberal political correctness, our fine organization has had to practically operate underground," Bobby said, "so being able to now be known as the Tea Party will help us advance our agenda in the open. It's like a hood had been lifted from my shoulders."

"We were encouraged and amazed at how many essential points both of our groups agreed on, such as states rights and wanting to remove that foreign born socialist uppity Muslim from his illegal occupation of the White House," said Bobby, "and of course, we both don't want to pay taxes that go to all those welfare mothers."

"We welcome our brothers into our fold," said Frank Pitts, a Tea Party leader from Wilson, North Carolina, "it's like we all belong under one giant sheet. We must unite to throw off the tyranny of northern socialists dictating what polite speech we must use in public. Like Sarah Palin said, it's time to take our country back, take it back to 1860."

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Anonymous Montana said...

Since their inception the Teaparty crowd (not a movement since they do have the numbers or clout) have been “haters not debaters”. In my opinion this is what the small portions of the republican party of “birthers, baggers and blowhards” have brought you. They are good at “Follow the Leader” of their dullard leaders, they listen to Beck, Hedgecock, Hannity, O’Reilly, Rush and Savage and the rest of the Blowhards. Are you surprise at what they do when you know what they think? The world is complicated and most republicans (Hamiliton, Lincoln, Roosevelt) believe that we should use government a little to increase social mobility, now its about dancing around the claim of government is the problem. The sainted Reagan passed the biggest tax increase in American history and as a result federal employment increased, but facts are lost when mired in mysticism and superstition. Although some republicans are trying to distant themselves from this fringe most of them are just going along and fanning the flames. Lets face it the Republicans had 8 years to deal with health care, immigration and financial oversight and governance and they failed. They could not even win one of the two wars they started, the body bags are still coming in. The Republicans wanted to give Obama his Waterloo defeat over healthcare but instead they gave themselves their own Waterloo defeat by not participating in the debate of ideas and by becoming the party of obstructionist. But they now claim they have changed, come on, what sucker is going to believe that?

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