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Thursday, March 25, 2010

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Republican leaders are vehemently denying their tactics and rhetoric have been responsible for the major recent increase in political violence. "Just because I said it's time to take aim and drop those terrorist health care supporters in their tracks is not reason to blame me if a few patriotic Americans exercise their Second Amendment rights to rightgeously blow the heads off those who support Nazi Muslim Communist death panelists who want shove their socialist health care down our throats," said former Alaskan governor and former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.

"The liberal press has it all wrong when they accuse me of telling Tea Party heroes to hang and burn in effigy the tyrant who has occupied the White House," said Representative Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) "I never said nothing about it being in effigy."

"When I ask who among my followers will be the hero to step up and end the rein of terror of the American Nazi Democrat Party that's led by that racist reparation minded dictator who hates white people, I can't see how this could be connected in any way with fair and balanced minded Americans wanting to exercise their First Amendment rights to shout the truth at Obama and his henchmen and to exercise their God given rights to protect themselves with preemtive strikes against home grown liberal terrorits. And where does it say in the Constitution that you can't use the N word?"

"If there is anyone to blame for any violence, it's the Democrats themselves," said House Minoirty Leader John Boehner, "they're the one who are trying to reform health care and the ones who have elected a black president years before Americans are ready for such radical ideas."

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