FOX NEWS: VOLCANIC ASH DISRUPTON CAUSED BY ICELAND'S SOCIALIZED MEDICINE

by R J Shulman

REYKJAVIK, Iceland - (PTSD News) - Fox News is reporting today they have indisputable evidence the eruption of Eyjafjallajokull was caused by Iceland's system of socialized medicine. "This destructive volcanic explosion was inevitable when you allow government bureaucrats to get between a volcano and its doctor," said Fox News analyst Teresa Coughlin. "It's no mystery that volcano erupted like Jessica Simpson's pimples."

Coughlin said "thanks to the new ObamaVolcanoCare that's been shoved down the throats of 98% of the American public that didn't want it, America's once best in the world Vocano health care system will start to see Volcano restraint rationing, which will lead to more eruptions. I only hope the next American blow-up with spew ash all over Canadian skies to serve them right for their socialized medicine."

Not everyone is convinced European style health care is the cause of the massive eruption of ash that disrupted air travel for days. "I have it on higher authority this catastrophe has been caused by gays," said T-Vangelist Pat Robertson, "When those nubile young male bodies twist, squirm and writhe to the relentless pulsating and pounding, pounding of the homosexual agenda, its no wonder there was a major eruption."

Vince Clewiston of Earth Now disagreed, saying, "This is a wake up call that all of us must work together on the climate change issue before Mother Earth makes ashes of us all."

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