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Monday, April 19, 2010

by R J Shulman

WASHINGTON - (PTSD News) - Republican stategist Frank Luntz laid out the new GOP strategy today to, in his words, take back the country and restore it to the glory years of Reagan and George W. Bush. "Today's American voter has no time to digest lengthly political discussions," said Luntz, "especially with having to look for a job or a second or third job needed to pay bloated mortgages or excessive credit card fees. Therefore, to make it simple, we've cut through all the rhetoric to give the voter all they need to know, if the president is black, its bad, and if he's white, it's good."

Luntz stated that most Americans believe they can rest easy at night, feeling they're living in a safe, free country if there is a white man in the White House. "I am thrilled that liberals, progressives, and Communits that make up the Democrat Party continue to make the mistake of relying on facts, truth and reason," Luntz said.

Luntz claims his strategy has already passed its first test. "Look at how easily the Tea Partiers have been mobilized by the picture of a black man painted like the Joker from the Batman movies with the word socialist witten at the bottom. Forget anything Obama does or will do, black baaad, white goood," Luntz said. "The day of PC meaning anything other than a personal computer, is over."

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