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Sunday, May 16, 2010

by R. J. Shulman

HOUSTON - (PTSD News) - Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani, spokesperson for the Drill Baby Drill Foundation, says the group is seeking a new public relations firm in the wake of the massive oil spill in the Gulf. "We are very disappointed in the slow reaction of our current firm, Glastone and McGreevy to counteract the massive anti-drilling campaign launched by environmentalists. Gladstone completey failed to point out the real issue to be upset about is that good oil is being lost at sea."

"We can't let Al Gore and the tree huggers continue to control the media," said Sarah Palin, addressing a special meeting of Drill Baby Drill, "when we should be getting coverage of the brave men of BP who are trying so valiantly to save some of the leaking oil as well as getting news reports on how we need to drill like crazy to make up for the crude that was lost."

Drill Baby Drill said several firms have express interest in taking up their cause, including Bosch and Lehr, who have been responsible for the successful "Shoot a Mexican, save an American Job" campaing for the state of Arizona regarding their new immigration law.

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