PALIN OFFERS REWARD TO ANYONE WHO SHOOTS ASHLEY JUDD FROM HELICOPTER
By R J Shulman
JUNEAU, Alaska – (PTSD News) – Sarah Palin struck back today at actress Ashley Judd who is the spokesperson for a campaign by the Wildlife Action Fund that took issue with Governor Palin’s support of a controversial program that permits the arial shooting of wolves. “It’s not only important for us to kill the wolves so our tourists have more moose and caribou to kill because the wolves would have killed them,” said Palin, “so it just kills me that this extremist fringe group of east coast eggheads wants to kill our program.”

Governor Palin had offered $150 for every wolf right foreleg that was presented to her. “It’s makes sense that now I will offer a reward for the right hand of Ashley Judd or a leg will do, I guess.” When asked if her actions were bloodthirsty and a bit barbaric, Palin said, “I’ll have to get back to ya on that one.”