FEAR FACTOR TO RETURN TO NBC WITH NEW HOST:DICK CHENEY
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK - (PTSD News ) – Most notable in the slew of ex-political figures moving into the entertainment business is Dick Cheney who will be the new host for NBC-TV’s Fear Factor. “We are thrilled to have Dick host this show,” said Andrew Goldstein of ABC-TV, “the stuff he will force or rather ask contestants to do would scare the pants off a Philadelphia lawyer.” “I am pleased, well as pleased as possible for me,” Cheney said, “that I will get to use my instruments of enhanced interrogation that would otherwise go to waste now that President Obama has foolishly closed down Guantanamo.”

Cheney’s new endeavor follows the announcement that embattled Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich’s will appear on the new Law and Order:White Collar Crime Unit and Senator Larry Craig announcement that he will be hosting Americas Next Great Not Gay Hairdresser reality show. While Cindy McCain turned down dancing with the stars and Sarah Palin said no to National Geographic’s Russia from My House, expect to see more political figures on the small screen in your livingroom soon. Sources close to disgraced financier Bernie Madoff say he is close to a deal with Fox to star in a show called Scumdog Millionaire.