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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

FOX NEWS: TEN REASONS WHY OBAMA IS NOT REALLY THE PRESIDENT
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – (PTSD News) – Fox News will be report tomorrow that there are at least ten valid reasons why Barack Obama is not really the President of the United States. “The liberal media was so in love with this guy,” said Bill O’Reilly, who will host the program, “that they missed at least ten facts that disqualify Obama from being president. “We will present the facts and then you can decide which reason is the best one to use to remove Obama from the White House,” O’Reilly said.

The Post Times Sun Dispatch has learned that Fox News will claim that Obama cannot be president because:
1. He does not have a valid birth certificate. Fox will say that not only do they not know where he was born, but they don’t even know if he was born.
2. Americans may be ready for a black president, but the liberal media hid the fact that Obama is the first half-white president and American is not ready for that.
3. Obama did not take the oath of office on time, which negates the oath.
4. Obama tripped up on the oath of office which disqualifies him
5. Obama wants to take your guns and your daughters and make you eat arugula and that violates the Constitution.
6. Obama did not wear a flag pin at the inauguration.
7. Obama does not have an American sounding name so no one will know what country he is president of when his name is spoken.
8. Dick Cheney said he shouldn’t be president and you don’t want to disagree with a dangerous man in a wheelchair
9. When Obama speaks, he makes sense which will be too confusing to Americans who expect their president to sound dumber than they do.
10. Palling around with terrorists made Obama an enemy combatant and not eligible to be president.

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny.

Steered here by the guy s subbing for Thom Hartmann.

Best regards and keep up the good work.

-- GP

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12:49 PM  
Blogger Decorina said...

Just heard you on Thom's program...

I love this post. Faux News at its best. Love #1:

1. He does not have a valid birth certificate. Fox will say that not only do they not know where he was born, but they don’t even know if he was born.

Pretty rich considering that Druggie Limbaugh and his evil henchmen clearly crawled out from under a rock - which didn't issue any of them a birth certificate.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Peter K Fallon, Ph.D. said...

DOn't listen to Twobux. It's pretty funny stuff. Of course, with this former administration, and "news" organizations like FOX, satire pretty much writes itself, doesn't it?

IN THE DARK

4:15 PM  
Blogger Peter K Fallon, Ph.D. said...

Oh, yeah. I heard on Hartman's show with Peter B. too. Way to go.

4:16 PM  
Blogger Ted said...

Take the test.

FIRST QUESTION: Who IS the actual and lawful 44th President of the USA?

ANSWER: Joe Biden

Biden was initially the Acting President for at least 5 minutes under either the Constitution’s Article 2 or the Constitution’s 20th Amendment, from 12:00 Noon 1/20/09, having already taken his Oath of Office and before Obama completed his ‘oath’ at approximately 12:05 PM, 1/20/09. Under the 20th Amendment if the President-elect shall have failed to qualify, or alternatively under Article 2 if the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term, being 12:00 Noon 1/20/09, which ability and/or qualification includes that he take the Article 2 oath “before he enter on the execution of his office,” then either the Presidency shall devolve on the Vice President under Article 2 or the Vice President shall act as President under the 20th Amendment. (The importance of the oath in ‘commencing’ an ‘Obama Presidency’ — rather than merely the 1/20/09 Noon time — is confirmed by the re-take of the ‘oath’ by Obama at the White House on 1/21/09 after the first ‘oath’ was NOT administered by Justice Roberts NOR recited by Obama in the words as required under Article 2.)

This is significant because at such time that the Supreme Court finally rules on the merits on Obama’s disqualification as not being an Article 2 “natural born citizen” (clearly he is NOT), Biden’s automatic status (without needing to take a separate Presidential Oath) of being President would be predicated upon four different bases: First, having been Vice President under Article 2; second, having been Vice President-elect under the 20th Amendment; third, having been actual President in the hiatus before Obama took the ‘oath(s)’; and fourth, retroactively deemed President during the full period of the Obama usurpation so that the acts of the Federal Government under the usurpation can be deemed authorized and/or ratified by Biden’s legitimacy.

SECOND QUESTION: Who will be the 45th President?

ANSWER: Hillary Clinton

One must assume that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been aware of all of the above. Biden’s wife recently “let the cat out of the bag” on the Oprah Show that both Biden and Hillary had considered alternatively Veep or Secretary of State, in either case, setting up Hillary to be President on a vote of the Democratic Congress if need be.

THIRD QUESTION: Is Obama an unwitting victim of this troika or a knowing participant?

ANSWER: Yet undetermined.

9:56 PM  
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