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Thursday, January 15, 2009

BUSH FINALLY ADMITS ECONOMY IS BAD:HECK, EVEN I’M LOSINING MY JOB
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – In his farewell speech tonight, President Bush acknowledged that “everything wasn’t as rosy colored glasses as I thought.” He said he was surprised to learn that Senator John McCain may have “mispoked when he said the economy was basically sounding good. I can now feel the pain of the people who line up in the unemployment line as I am being laid off next week. It’s and old saying and its true,” Bush said, “you don’t know what it’s like behind someone else’s eyes until you talked a mile in their shoes.”

Even thought he admitted that “problems may have happened while I was president, and you may not agree with all the wrong decision’s I made, but you have to agree that I was willing to make those wrong decisions.” He spoke from the East Room of the White House just 112 hours before he leaves office. He acknowledged that the inauguration of Barack Obama will be a historic moment of hope as it shows the promise of this country, that anyone can grow up to be president, “even someone who is smart and whose daddy wasn’t a president first.”

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