GOP ELECTS FIRST AFRICAN AMERICAN CHAIRMAN, “NOW WE HAVE OUR OWN MAGIC NEGRO”
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON (PTSD News) – Former Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele became the first African American chairman of the Republican National Chairman after a tumultuous voting session today. Steele edged out Katon Dawson, the South Carolina GOP party chairman in the final ballot.

“Why should the Democrats be the only party to have a magic Negro” said former RNC chairman Mike Duncan who dropped out of the race and threw his support to Steele. “Since black people seem to be so in theses days, we didn’t want to be left behind,” said one GOP insider, “especially since most of our voting base have read Left Behind at least twice.”

“The party of Lincoln has returned to the vision of that great man,” said Newt Gingrich. “With Michael as our leader, we will be able to recapture the White House and Congress so we can stop minorities from gaining too much power.”