REPUBLICANS TAKE PAGE FROM NANCY REAGAN: JUST SAY NO TO OBAMA
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – (PTSD News) – Republicans seemed have rallied around the words of the person who seems to be emerging as their new leader, popular talk show host Rush Limbaugh and will do anything to make Obama fail. House Republicans, to a party member voted against the new President’s economic stimulus plan, which passed due to the large Democratic majority in the house. The bill will face some stiff opposition in the Senate.

“Thirty years of Regan’s trickle down theory of taking from the poor to give to the rich is on the line here,” said Ebenezer Clydsdale III, author of From Madoff toLaid-off: Wall Street Bandit As Hero and Why We Need to Smash the Middle Class, “If Obama succeeds, it will put an end to the theory that America is best served if a few rich people govern over the great unwashed.” “Our goal is to make sure this president will not succeed,” said House Minority Leader John Boehner. “We would rather that the United States ceases to be a country or that the planet explodes than to have Barack Hussein Obama look like he is doing a good job.”

“Obama is going to be tough to beat,” said Mitch McConnell, “so we will have to distract his little love fest by introducing distracting legislation that will appeal not only to our base, but to the base instincts of the American voter. Therefore, I will introduce a bill that will ban married gays from performing abortions while confiscating guns all while they are burning American flags and palling around with terrorists.”