BUSH DOESN’T MISS WHITE HOUSE, “IT GOT IN THE WAY OF MY VACATIONS”
By R J Shulman
MIDLAND, Texas (PTSD News) – Former President George W. Bush told the Post Times Sun Dispatch that he doesn’t miss the Oval Office because “all that hard, hard work got in the way of my vacation time. When you are the decider you live your life under a telescope,” Bush said, “as everyone comes after you as a target, like the terrorists did on 911 when I was trying to read about that pet goat, or a hurricane attacking when you want to play air guitar, and the economy messing with you when you’re trying to give no-bid contracts to your friends. Life shouldn’t be complicatious, but should be as easy as shooting monkeys in a barrel.”

The former commander in chief says he is enjoying the simple in life like “putting food on my family and watching Obama, who has ruinicated the good condition I left the country into so bad that he won’t be having a vacation anytime soon.