McCAIN: SHIITES, SHMEEITES, SUNIS, SCHMOONIES, THEY’RE ALL GOOKS TO ME
By R J Shulman
PHOENIX - In a move to silence his critics, Senator John McCain fought back today against charges he does not understand the difference between the factions in the Iraq conflict by saying, “who cares?” He pointed to his war experience as teaching him that the best way to cut through all the rhetoric is to simply call all non-Americans ‘gooks.’ “While the left leaning liberals are politely asking those frickin’ foreigners whether they want to be called Shiites, Sunis or A-rabs," said McCain, "I’ll be bombing the heck out of Iran, you know nuking the gooks.”

McCain also pointed out that if he is the next President, “there’s going to be some changes around here,” he told the Post Times Sun Dispatch, “First, I will force Barak Obama and his damn preacher to wear flag lapel pins at all times, even when they're is in the shower, and then I have a plan to stop Hillary from campaigning for President even if it takes one-hundred years.