FOX NEWS REPORTS OBAMA KNEW SOMEONE FROM THE HOOD
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – Fox News reported today that they have evidence that Barak Obama may have known someone from the hood. “It is not clear at this time which hood,” said commentator Brit Hume, “but Obama definitely had a discussion with someone about the hood.” An Obama spokesperson said, “he must be thinking of Joe from Joe’s Body Shop in Peoria, who fixed a dent in the hood of Barak’s BMW.” “Those are just left-wing excuses,” said Bill O’Reilly, “If, God forbid, Obama is our next President, how far are we away from hearing ‘pass me the MF nukes?”

“The American dream is all but over if that America hater wins,” talk show host Michael Savage told Fox, “with Obama on Pennsylvania Avenue, we’ll have to call the White House the Black House or even worse, the Crack House.” “Even though I hate McCain’s guts,” said Sean Hannity on Hannity and Combs “he is the now the great white hope.” “As opposed to Bush, the great white dope,” said Alan Combs.

“We think this story of Obama associating with the criminal element of the inner cities,” concluded Hume, “will be even bigger than the story that we’ve been running non-stop, the one about Obama telling his preacher to hate America.” “Thank goodness for Fox News,” said Ann Coulter, “their fair and balanced exhaustive journalism protects us from the fear mongering hate filled words of those anti-American liberal terrorists who want you dead.”