HILLARY: I’LL STAY IN THE RACE EVEN IF SOMEONE ELSE IS ELECTED PRESIDENT
By R J Shulman
HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania – Hillary Clinton announced today that she will stay in the Presidential race no matter what, even after someone else is sworn in as President. “The American people want someone who won’t cut and run, who will not accept defeat,” she told a crowd outside Pennsylvania’s capital building. “They will want someone with the strength of character and experience who won’t waiver or give up over some small set back such as losing the election.”

“Just because she may not win the popular vote,” said James Carville, “doesn’t mean she can’t be President. Just look at George W. Bush.” “You mean even if Obama is elected, the country will allow her to stay in the race?” asked Reverend Jeremiah Wright, “All I got to say is G-d damn America.”