McCAIN CHOOSES RUNNING MATE: RELUCTANT GOP SUPPORTS CHOICE
”We think this is a winning ticket,” said a McCain spokesperson, “McCain and Killer, the dogs of war, of a hundred year war.” “He has been well trained,” said Phil Kaiser, a GOP spokesman, “and can read My Pet Goat faster than you know who or was that he can eat a pet goat faster than you know who.”
Not all Republicans were pleased with the surprise choice. “We were shocked at first,” said Wayne Greist, of the Republican National Committee, “were hoping he would choose something more in line with the Republican base, like a rotweiller or a pit bull. Mastiffs can be a little too mellow and could wuss out like a Democrat.”
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