FOX NEWS: STUDY SHOWS LIBERAL TALK RADIO CAUSES CANCER
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – According to Fox News, a recently released study published in the Sheboygan Journal of Medicine proves listening to progressive talk radio causes cancer and other diseases. Walter Menteroso, a scientist known for his recent study indicating that cigarettes, DDT an lead paint promote health and clean-up the environment said, “when we subjected rats to hours of liberal talk radio, they became very ill. Specifically, Randy Rhodes gave them rashes, hives from Thom Hartmann, Peter B. Collins caused cancer, and Stephanie Miller,well they just died on the spot.”

“I always knew liberalism was a disease,” said talk show host Michael Savage. “It would be just like rats to listen to liberals,” said Ann Coulter. Sean Hannity said, “That proves that Michael Moore is the real sicko.”

“What was very curious,” said Monteroso, “was when the rats listened to conservative talk, the rats lined up in single file and showed no signs of illness. They just ate their children.” “It looks like the liberal rats got ill,” said Raleigh Smithfield of the Rand Institute who studied the report, “because they got sick with worry over global warming, immoral wars, a tanking economy, illegal wiretapping and torture, while the conservative rats were told the surge was working and there were other rats running through mazes over there so they didn’t have to run through mazes over here.”