BUSH URGES CONGRESS TO PASS HIS FISA BILL, “SOS OUR SPYING BECOMES LEGAL”
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – President Bush called on the House today to pass the Senate version of the FISA bill, known as the “Save American Spying on Americans Act.” “We would like to stay above and beyond the law when we’re listenin’ in to the minds of the American people,” Bush said, “sos its up to you, the House of Reprehensibles to pass the law so the spying we must continue to do will become legally legal.”

One controversy surrounding the bill is that it grants retroactive immunity to all the telecommunication companies who assisted the Bush Administration’s continuous illegal domestic spying on America citizens. “We need to grant amnesty, not to those illegal aliens that we hate to despise so much,” the President said, “but granticate it to good ol’ Americans like my friends at them phone companies. And in my signing statement, Bush continued, “I’ll also amnestify me for invading countries, invading American rights, robbin’ the treasury and also I’ll pardon Dick Cheney for his horrendous crime of being Dick Cheney all these years.”