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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

CHENEY TO SHOOT DOWN ERRANT SPY SATELLITE
By R J Shulman
HOUSTON – NASA announced today that Vice President Dick Cheney has been tapped to shoot down the unresponsive spy satellite, even if he, “has to go through a lot of lawyer’s faces to do it,” said Cheney. “Cheney is very good at shooting things down, like civil liberties and the truth,” said Roland Westbrook, a NASA spokesperson.

“Our intelligence community has informed me, said Cheney, “that the best place to shoot down the satellite is from a vantage point somewhere inside Iran. If the Iranians refuse to allow me to do it from there, we have little choice, if you will, but to invade Iran.”

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