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Monday, February 11, 2008

DEMS TOLD NOT TO WORRY OVER SUPER DELEGATES, NOVEMBER BLACK BOX WILL EAT THEM TOO
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – As the tight race for the Democratic Presidential nomination between Senators Clinton and Obama continues, many Democratic voters have expressed concerns that the large number of super delegates, made up of party loyalists, insiders and elected officials who can vote for any candidate, will decide the nominee.

“If the super delegates overthrow the vote of the people in the primary,” said Wilma Gluck, a long time Democrat from St. Cloud, Minnesota, “I just might have to cast my ballot in the lake, for what it’s worth.”
“This kind of thinking is foolish,” said Waylon Hinkle of the Heritage Foundation, “no matter who the Dems field, the GOP will field electronic voting machines and even if Jesus were to run as a Democrat, he couldn’t beat McCain once the fix was in. In fact,” Hinkle continued, “we have the results of the 2008 Presidential election right now. Isn’t it amazing how these machines can give us the final vote total before the first ballot is cast?”

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