HUCKABEE ASKS GOD TO SMITE HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES
By R J Shulman

LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas – In a passionate plea, Mike Huckabee electrified a crowd of supporters when he asked God to “come on down and smite the political enemies of the one true living God.” Huckabee has likened his campaign of late to that of David. “With just a small budget the size of that small Biblical stone, I have been able to slay the demons of big money. In your name, O God,” Huckabee shouted, “I beseech you to smite that non-Christian Mormon Romney and tear down Senator McCain whose last name even bears the mark of Cain, a traitor who has slain his Republican brothers with his so called straight talk express.” “I am not really worried about the Democrat candidates,” Huckabee said, “as all members of that party are all going to be left behind to roast in the mighty fires of hell. It’s the wayward anti-Christ Republicans who are the most formidable foe.”