BUSH ON STATE OF THE UNION: DON’T BLAME ME, GORE WAS THE REAL ELECTED PRESIDENT
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON - The Post Times Sun Dispatch has obtained the original State of the Union speech to be given by President Bush. In this original version, Bush lists a number of dubious accomplishments, such as turning a record surplus into a record deficit, starting an illegal war and continuing a costly endless occupation in Iraq, the loss of New Orleans, the loss of American status in the world, the loss of jobs, the destruction of the middle class, the loss of civil liberties by American citizens, and the credit and foreclosure crisis. Bush then says “don’t blame me. Gore won in Florida, but failed to take the oath of office so I had to do it.” “I may have been reading My Pet Goat to those kids when 9-11 hit the two towers, but Gore was nowhere to be heard and since he didn’t bull horn his way into hearts and minds of the American people, I had to.”

Bush also commented that he also lost the election in 2004, but Kerry turned and ran so he had to take over the Presidency then. “This means that all of the bad stuff happened on a Democrat watch,” Bush concludes, “so the American people must understand that they have to electocate a Republican when the Republican nominator is selected when the American people exercise their right to vote on election time.”