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Saturday, January 12, 2008

BUSH DISCOVERS UNREST IN THE MIDDLE EAST
By R J Shulman
JERUSALEM – President Bush announced today that he is pleased that he took a trip to the Middle East because he now knows, “there is a truck load of unrest here.” “At first I thought,” the President said, “that the folks here just needed to rest better on one of the Tempura-pedic or Sentra mattresses, you know the one where they count the cute little goats who talk, but it’s more complicatious than that. What they need here in the Middle East is some un-war.”

The President then unveiled his “Roadwork to Peace Plan.” “I have decided to call on the pardination of Rodney King so he can leave the LA County jail and come here and sit down with the Palestinians and Israelis and tell them, “why can’t we all just get along?’

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