ROMNEY ANNOUNCES HE WILL BEGIN CAMPAIGN FOR 2012
By R J Shulman
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney announced tonight that he is beginning his campaign for the 2012 Presidential race after a disappointing second place finish to John McCain in the New Hampshire primary. “This time I just didn’t get started early enough,” Romney told supporters, “besides by 2012 McCain will be so old he won’t remember what war we are fighting and will think an escalation or surge will work.”

“It’s a great idea for Romney to get an early start on the next race,” said political pundit Wayne Carlson, “as other candidates will have to get up early in the Mormon to beat Mitt in 2012.”

“That Romney fellah can dreamicate all he wants,” said President Bush, “but I’m the decider and I’ve decided to be President for life.”