OBAMA SURPRISED AT PRESS BEHAVIOR
By R J Shulman
MANCHESTER, New Hampshire – Presidential hopeful Barack Obama said he was surprised by the behavior of certain white reporters, most notably Fox New Network’s Bill O’Reilly at a rally in Manchester. “I thought that white reporters would be thoughtful and gracious like African American journalists,” said Obama, “but this balding chunky white guy started shoving my staff aside and started yelling, ‘where is my MF interview.’”

Apparently Obama had not agreed to appear on O’Reilly’s show. “Bill O’Reilly acted like a mad man,” Obama said, “I mean that Fox News guy seemed fairly unbalanced. We’ll show you the taped report and you can decide.”