DEMS PREFER CAGE FREE VOTERS
By R J Shulman
TOPEKA, Kansas – Democratic leaders in Kansas have come out in support of cage-free voters after the Kansas Republican party issued a statement, boasting of their support and success in “caging” voters. Caging votes is a process where a political group uses processes such as returned voting flyers to challenge those voters when they show up to cast their ballot on election day. A political group will attempt to get an advantage by targeting voters in districts that strongly support the opposing party.

“We feel that cage free voters are happier voters,” said Clem Michaelson of the Kansas Democratic party, “people who are not allowed to vote can become bad eggs, if you know what I mean.” Michaelson’s statement was in response George Stout of the Kansas Republicans who said in an earlier statement, “we are happy at our success at caging votes, because if we let just anyone vote, we wouldn’t be able to elect someone like George W Bush who strongly believes that democracy should be on the march.”