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Sunday, December 30, 2007

FOX NEWS REPORTS THAT TOP STORY OF 2007 WAS THAT WHITE GIRLS GO MISSING IN ARUBA
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – Fox News just release a list of the ten most important stories of 2007. The number one story was that all Americans should be afraid that white girls will go missing in Aruba. “That chilling story was the years block buster,” said Brit Hume of Fox news, “a story that effects the fabric of the lives of all Americans."

The other top Fox stories included,
2 “Who was Anna Nicole Smith’s baby’s father,”
3 “What in the heck is wrong with Britney Spears?”
4 “All the good news from Iraq”
5 “Is Hillary really a lesbian?”
6 “Should John Edwards be allowed to have a $400 haircut?”
7 “Black people can be civil in restaurants”
8 “More good news from Iraq.”
9 “Celebrity cellulite – who has it and who doesn’t”
10 “The softer side of Dick Cheney”

Notably missing from the top ten list were:

1. The unstable situation in Pakistan and the Middle East
2. Torture becoming an American family value
3. The destruction of the American Constitution
4. The American economy and the credit crunch
5. The destruction of the American middle class
6 The destruction of the planet due to global warming and just plain greed.

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