SAYING GOD WILL “TAKE IT FROM HERE,” HUCKABEE TAKES BREAK FROM CAMPAIGNING
By R J Shulman
DES MOINES, Iowa – Saying that God wants him to be the next President, Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee announced he will just “hang out” until the Iowa caucus on January 7th. “I spoke with Him and He assured me that I’m His man,” Huckabee said.

Rival Rudy Guiliani was quick to criticize Huckabee saying, “that wimp is a quitter and never ran around New York yelling ‘9-11, 9-11,’ a must for anyone wanting to be President.” Huckabee responded by saying that even God rested on the seventh day. Besides,” Huckabee added, if Rudy want to complain about anyone slacking off, he should look at Fred “Napster” Thompson, Mr. Snore and Order