NEW STUDY: THOSE THAT DON’T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION ARE JUST NOT THAT EVOLVED
By R J Shulman
PALO ALTO, California – A new Stanford University study indicates that people who deny Darwin’s theory of evolution have not evolved significantly from other primates. “These non-believers seem to act out of fear, loathing, and the tendency to play with their feces in public,” said Thaddeus Twilloby, s Stanford researcher. “For example, they constantly think some foreigner is going to attack them, they despise anyone who is different, and they play fast and lose with the truth like is was just so much excrement.”

The eight-year study went on to point out that evolution non-believers are more likely to be chest thumping bullies who threaten to invade neighbor’s territories and want others to think just like them or else.