BUSH: PUT LEAD BACK IN GASOLINE SO WE DON’T HAVE TO PUT IT IN OUR TOYS
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – President Bush said today that he is proposing legislation to put lead back in gasoline. “The lead proliteration means we have to put the extra excess of too much lead somewhere and its better to put it in our cars than in our children.”

“When we had lead in our gas,” Bush said, “we were the leading nation at being the number one country that was first in the world. But when those enviro-fascists forced the oil industry and when my mom told me to ‘get the lead out,’ they were both just plain wrong.”