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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

HILLARY: LET ME BE A BRIDGE TO THE 20TH CENTURY
By R J Shulman
CLEVELAND, Ohio – Hillary Clinton began a new phase in her campaign in tonight’s debate with Barak Obama when she unveiled her new theme of being a bridge to the 20th Century. “We are only eight years into the 21st Century,” Senator Clinton said, “but it has proven to be the worst eight years and the worst direction for America in our history. What people want is change,” she continued, ”and if you allow me to be your next President, I promise to make that change back to the way they were at the end of the last century when we had peace and prosperity and the only thing we had to fear was fear itself and not Dick Cheney.”

“We think Senator Clinton’s new message will resonate with the American people,” said Sarah McFadden, a senior Clinton strategist, “a public hungry to go back to the future.”

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