BUSH ON FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF IRAQ INVASION: I’D MAKE MY MISTAKES ALL OVER AGAIN
By R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – President Bush spoke today at the Defense Department to mark the five year anniversary of the invasion of Iraq saying that if he had to do it all over again he wouldn’t change a thing. “The battle in Iraq is noble, necessary and just,” the President said, “just something I felt like doing. I commend all of the great courage I’ve witnessed, mostly my courage for ignoricating facts and common decency to overcome the will of the American people to do what I think is right, right for me.”

“I am a war president, which is more popular than an un-war president. I made this decision as the decider because if it wasn’t for war, terror and torture, what would I have to talk about? How my pet goat helped me clear brush on my ranch? Get seriously real.” The President ended by saying, “In conclusion, I will endicate the finish of my remarks by saying that the mission is re-accomplished and will probably be re-accomplished for a hundred years.”