BILL O’REILLY: PRESIDENTIAL RACE WOULDN’T BE ABOUT RACE IF OBAMA HADN’T CHOSEN TO BE BLACK
By R J Shulman
NEW YORK – Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly said today that it’s not anyone else’s fault but Barak Obama himself that race has become an issue in this year’s Presidential contest. “It’s an absolutely proven fact that if Obama hadn’t chosen to be an African American no one would be bringing up any issues of race.”

“I suppose,” O’Reilly continued, “that he just wanted to cash in on all the advantages you get if you choose the black lifestyle. Ever since blacks got a free ride from Africa to America, I mean you didn’t hear any first mate saying pass me the MF ticket you bought, so all these years they feel entitled to freebies. Frankly, I’m tired of being a slave to hearing blacks put down the greatest country in the world.”

“If Obama had the good sense to choose to be white,” O’Reilly concluded, “the only valid criticism I or any good thinking American could have against him are his initials, ‘BO’ which of course stand to body odor - oops, those are my initials, too.”