BUSH ON OBAMA’S SPEECH: HE’S TRYING TO MAKE RACE A BLACK AND WHITE ISSUE
by R J Shulman
WASHINGTON – President Bush broke his silence on Barak Obama’s major speech on race relations by saying that Obama has the issue all wrong. “Americans all understand that when it comes to race,” the President said, “the only issue about race that is important is who wins the NASCAR race. Now take my nameshake, you know the guy who has the same name and me, Kyle Busch, now his racecar is not just black and white like Obama would have you believe. It’s got red and blue with them stickers stuck on by the people who stick with Kyle through thin and thick. Obama obviously is not a fan of liking NASCAR, so he’s not qualified to be President.”

“I don’t think Obama is competent to speak about race,” said Newt Gingrich, “If you want to talk to someone who knows about this issue you need to find someone who has the experience of dealing with race relations, like Bill O’Reilly. He’s a very sensitive fair-minded individual who actually ate at Sylvia’s Restaurant, which, as you know, is run by those people.”