FOX NEWS REPORTS OBAMA PASSPORT STUDY PROVES HE VISITED TERRORISTS
by R J Shulman

NEW YORK – Fox News said today in an exclusive report that it learned from a reliable source close to the persons who illegally accessed Senator Barak Obama’s passport file that the Presidential candidate was in Prague, Vienna, Paris and Cairo. “It’s obvious that he was in those cities to meet with terrorists,” said Fox’s Brit Hume. Bill Burton, a spokesman from Obama’s campaign said that those were cities and town in Illinois and that the senator was talking to his constituents. “That’s a lame excuse,” said Bill O'Reilly after he heard Burton’s comments. “And I guess we are supposed to believe that Obama was looking for a lemon pastry when he asked for a yellow cake when he was in Nigeria? Every good thinking American knows that Barak Hussein Obama’s name screams terrorist.”

The Passport file scandal widened even further when it was discovered that John McCain’s files were also illegally accessed. “We think that someone was trying to see if McCain was stupid enough to have visited Iran to look for Al Quida and Osama Bin Laden,” said Bill Wallace of the State Department.

President Bush indicated that he will ask Congress to pass a bill that will grant retroactive immunity to any contractor who illegally accessed passport records. The President told reporters that “we can’t fail to allowicate greedy lawyers and terrorist killer synthesizers to sue the pants off people who snooped in passport files when the snoopers were only trying to win the war on terrorist Presidential candidates.”